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Top 14 things (and people) we'd love to fold and pack up like our bags

Thanks to our iconic model, we have been able to fold up and pack away our bag for 20 years. Long live the day when we can also fold up:

19 August 2015   | 

Our children

To sneak them into the office when teachers are on strike, stuff them into our pockets when they get tired of walking, or gingerly pile them into the glove box during long rides on the train or in the car.

Our exes

Because you bent over backwards for him – now it’s his turn.

Our cars

Just so we don’t have to look for parking and parallel park. This would also make us fully multimodal: bypass traffic jams by taking the train and unpack your car when you get to the station or, when traffic is backed up, walk with your car in your bag and unpack it when it starts moving again.

Our legs

Did you feel like Adriana Karembeu the last time you took the plane? You are one of the 99.9% of people who need more legroom and have fantasized at least once about how convenient it would be if they could just pack them away with everything else.

Our mothers-in-law

“Honey, did you remember to pack your mother?” What we wouldn’t give for a chance to ask this harmless little question. And in our infinite kindness, if we could pack her away we’d even be ready to take her on vacation. And innocently leave her in the bottom on the bag.

Our bathtubs

So we could unpack it on the train during rush hour.

Our houses

Perfect for when you don’t have time to pack or forget something, like your wallet or a kid to drop off at school.

Our mothers

Because sometimes it helps having Mom nearby. We said sometimes.

Our tummies

Fed up with trousers that keep shrinking all by themselves in the closet while you’re on vacation, even after being so good this summer about BBQs and wine? The ultimate solution is a tummy you can pack and unpack (to come to terms with your curves on days off) as many times as you want. Just press the belly button to activate the accordion device! (To our researcher friends: check out the free tips here that are guaranteed to advance research)

Our beds

Because the hype about taking power naps while sitting at your desk or on the bus is either a myth or a scam.

Our neighbors

It’s a mathematical fact that people make less noise when they’re folded in eight and packed away in a box.

The lunchtime hamburger

There aren’t that many ways to combine poise and indulgence: introducing the foldable burger that goes down in a single mouthful. And what a mouthful…

Our friends

So they can all come with us on vacation and on coffee breaks at work. Because you never find a time to get everyone together and would love it if your two newly single friends told everyone at their wedding the story about how they started dating in your pocket.

Our feet

Because the store only has size 7. And they are 90% off.

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